Thursday, March 08, 2007

"I love Jesus but I drink a little."

I normally hate imbedding videos without anything witty, clever, or inspiring to say, but this is absolutely priceless and totally worth 6 minutes of your life.


Anonymous Uncle Al said...




Line of the day. Ya gotta love the Texans who tell it like it is.

March 08, 2007 8:14 AM  
Blogger J.T. said...

Holy crap that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard!

March 08, 2007 9:07 AM  
Blogger iamchanelle said...

that was AWESOME. awesome!

hahaha! i love Jesus, too. *hic*
i need to go watch that again.

March 08, 2007 9:11 AM  
Anonymous Tom said...

It's actually all fake. It's a radio station in Austin that made the call. (Ellen didn't know it was a joke though... she thought it really was a little old lady)

March 08, 2007 9:50 AM  
Blogger hello jamie: said...

Tom! Why you gotta be such a buzzkill??? Also, why do you never return your frakkin' phone calls?


March 08, 2007 11:26 AM  
Blogger krysten said...

i love ellen. LOVE ellen.

tom...why do you know these things?!

March 08, 2007 12:20 PM  
Anonymous Scotticus said...

There seems to be doubt about whether it's the radio station, but in any event it's not really "Gladys". Bottom line, it's pretty funny.
You can check out more at


March 08, 2007 12:27 PM  
Anonymous Tom said...

hee hee hee... I know about all things Austin. Ahhhhhh, Austin... how I love you so...

March 08, 2007 3:14 PM  
Anonymous Kiddo said...

It's a fake!? What is that? My world crumbling?

March 08, 2007 4:45 PM  
Anonymous scotticus said...

You know, tom, I think with the combined skills and business acumen of Jamie's friends, we could create a formidable retail shop selling clothing and accessories catered to the under-served, over 5'7" women's market, and run it out of Austin.
I call CFO.

March 09, 2007 8:29 AM  
Anonymous Tom said...

Sold. I'll write all the copy. And press releases. I know a great guy in advertising too. Anyone else?

March 09, 2007 9:45 AM  
Blogger nathanielmiller said...

I'll be the photographer for the website. Do you need commercials? I can shoot those as well.

March 09, 2007 10:11 AM  
Blogger krysten said...

i'll do all the knit and crochet accessories...

and who is over 5'7" around here??

March 09, 2007 10:52 AM  
Blogger hello jamie: said...

WAIT... I was just about to say that Krys!! Not me. Not you. Not even Scott's wife. *raises eyebrow*

I can't do anything really... but I'll answer the phones and make lunch every day. Is that good enough?

March 09, 2007 11:06 AM  
Anonymous Tom said...

Dude, Craft Services by Jamie Hawkins?!?!?!!? I am SO IN!!!!!!!!

March 09, 2007 12:17 PM  
Anonymous scotticus said...

K & J-
Probably none of us smoke crack either, but that doesn't mean we can't make money selling it.
I'm just trying to develop market opportunities here. I'm open to suggestions, so long as it can be based in San Diego, San Francisco, Austin, or Dallas... maybe Seattle or Atlanta, too... no cities that start with "B".

March 09, 2007 12:36 PM  
Blogger Loretta said...

i have nothing to market but i would definitely like to go back to the topic of this being fake. i really, really need this to be real. my life is that sad. restore for my desperate life that this could maybe be real.

March 09, 2007 6:31 PM  
Anonymous Tom said...

or go on MySpace. "She" has her own comedy/music sight under "Gladys Hardy", part of Blue Collar TV.

--Tom "Destroyer of Dreams" Casiello

March 10, 2007 9:58 AM  
Blogger krysten said...

i'm so sad that i wouldn't get to take advantage of jamie's making lunch everyday....quick, everyone move to phoenix...that doesnt start with "B".

chanelle might be 5'7".

scotticus, the only problem is that we would need SOMEONE over 5'7" so we could get an inside scoop into what is marketable for them.

also, i could help with the website and internet orders. ;-)

March 10, 2007 11:46 AM  
Blogger iamchanelle said...

hey. i AM 5 "7.

what's wrong with that?
and yes, knit me some socks, krysten.

and now i am sad. thanks, tom, for bursting that funny bubble.

March 10, 2007 8:48 PM  
Anonymous Sandy said...

ok, so I am 5'7 AND i can edit the commercials!!!! I'm so in. :)

March 12, 2007 8:22 AM  
Blogger KirFect said...

It is still friggin funny even if it is fake.

March 13, 2007 6:12 PM  

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