Thursday, March 08, 2007

"I love Jesus but I drink a little."

I normally hate imbedding videos without anything witty, clever, or inspiring to say, but this is absolutely priceless and totally worth 6 minutes of your life.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH.

MY.

GOSH.

Line of the day. Ya gotta love the Texans who tell it like it is.

J.T. said...

Holy crap that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard!

iamchanelle said...

that was AWESOME. awesome!

hahaha! i love Jesus, too. *hic*
i need to go watch that again.

Anonymous said...

It's actually all fake. It's a radio station in Austin that made the call. (Ellen didn't know it was a joke though... she thought it really was a little old lady)

hello jamie: said...

Tom! Why you gotta be such a buzzkill??? Also, why do you never return your frakkin' phone calls?

Hmph.

krysten said...

i love ellen. LOVE ellen.

tom...why do you know these things?!

Anonymous said...

There seems to be doubt about whether it's the radio station, but in any event it's not really "Gladys". Bottom line, it's pretty funny.
You can check out more at www.gladyscalls.com

Cheers.

Anonymous said...

hee hee hee... I know about all things Austin. Ahhhhhh, Austin... how I love you so...

Anonymous said...

It's a fake!? What is that? My world crumbling?

Anonymous said...

You know, tom, I think with the combined skills and business acumen of Jamie's friends, we could create a formidable retail shop selling clothing and accessories catered to the under-served, over 5'7" women's market, and run it out of Austin.
I call CFO.

Anonymous said...

Sold. I'll write all the copy. And press releases. I know a great guy in advertising too. Anyone else?

nathanielmiller said...

I'll be the photographer for the website. Do you need commercials? I can shoot those as well.

krysten said...

i'll do all the knit and crochet accessories...

and who is over 5'7" around here??

hello jamie: said...

WAIT... I was just about to say that Krys!! Not me. Not you. Not even Scott's wife. *raises eyebrow*

I can't do anything really... but I'll answer the phones and make lunch every day. Is that good enough?

Anonymous said...

Dude, Craft Services by Jamie Hawkins?!?!?!!? I am SO IN!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

K & J-
Probably none of us smoke crack either, but that doesn't mean we can't make money selling it.
I'm just trying to develop market opportunities here. I'm open to suggestions, so long as it can be based in San Diego, San Francisco, Austin, or Dallas... maybe Seattle or Atlanta, too... no cities that start with "B".

Loretta said...

i have nothing to market but i would definitely like to go back to the topic of this being fake. i really, really need this to be real. my life is that sad. restore for my desperate life that this could maybe be real.

Anonymous said...

www.gladyscalls.com

or go on MySpace. "She" has her own comedy/music sight under "Gladys Hardy", part of Blue Collar TV.

--Tom "Destroyer of Dreams" Casiello

krysten said...

i'm so sad that i wouldn't get to take advantage of jamie's making lunch everyday....quick, everyone move to phoenix...that doesnt start with "B".

chanelle might be 5'7".

scotticus, the only problem is that we would need SOMEONE over 5'7" so we could get an inside scoop into what is marketable for them.

also, i could help with the website and internet orders. ;-)

iamchanelle said...

hey. i AM 5 "7.

what's wrong with that?
and yes, knit me some socks, krysten.

and now i am sad. thanks, tom, for bursting that funny bubble.

Anonymous said...

ok, so I am 5'7 AND i can edit the commercials!!!! I'm so in. :)

KirFect said...

It is still friggin funny even if it is fake.