Friday, May 30, 2008

I don't want to alarm anyone...

...but I am completely immersed in Lifetime movies. How did this happen? Honestly, I blame Holiday in Handcuffs. No, really, I blame the fact that Lifetime plays re-runs of Frasier, Will & Grace, and Golden Girls, and the commercials have totally sucked me in!!!!! Today I watched Friends Til the End, starring Shannen Doherty, natch, which was basically the poor man's Single White Female, and then Cyberstalker: His Secret Life, which randomly, stars that cute little kid from the best version of Peter Pan ever (the last movie I saw in the theater with Scotticus before I moved to New York in 2004-- why do I remember these kinds of details?).

I'm fighting the urge to record Normal Adolescent Behavior, starring Amber Tamblyn, which comes on tonight. I'm fighting it like this sad little TV boy is fighting his internet porn addiction. Which is to say, dramatically and huffily, and insisting to my roommate that I do not have a problem.

All I can think about is A Dog Took my Face, and Gave me a New Face, so I Could Change the World: the Celeste Cunningham Story.


Blogger krysten said...

what the...??

you're scaring me.

May 30, 2008 5:50 PM  
Blogger The Monkey Attack Victim said...

Sometimes a Lifetime movie marathon just hits the spot.

And Friends Til The End is a really good movie.

May 31, 2008 2:45 PM  
Blogger iamchanelle said...

who ARE you and what have you done with my sane friend.

May 31, 2008 3:12 PM  
Blogger Dannybrou said...

since right after highschool.. I do believe I have seen Friends till the End abouttttt. 5 times. crazy.. i know.

June 01, 2008 9:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm mostly convinced I'm still Peter Pan, although The Hook has waged several nasty plots against me-- in particular i) a hardening of floor surfaces so that my knees and ankles sore much faster than they used to and ii) an odorless agent infused in the ventalation system at work that has slowly subdued the creative conduits in my brain.
*waives fist*
Valdemort! er, I mean, Hook!


June 04, 2008 8:41 AM  

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