Top 5 Things I Learned in South Florida

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Top 5 Things I Learned in South Florida

5. If you absolutely, positively, MUST be in South Florida in the hottest, most humid time of the year, probably your best bet is to *not* be in an un-air conditioned warehouse for 15 hours a day, especially when they break out the forklifts.

4. Florida is almost entirely populated with alligators and rednecks. And the occasional oldster. Oh, and 10 million tourists.

3. What Not to Wear should host a special series dealing with the industry of nurse practicioners.

2. Greek people get offended when you ask if a "Greek coffee" is the same thing as a "Turkish coffee." Apparently there was once some bad blood?

1. Nothing ends happy hour faster than the sight of a mullet hitting on a over-40, over-bleached, over-siliconed, over-acryliced, over-tanned saddy, unless it's the massive cockroach that's running across YOUR TABLE.