I normally hate imbedding videos without anything witty, clever, or inspiring to say, but this is absolutely priceless and totally worth 6 minutes of your life.
It's actually all fake. It's a radio station in Austin that made the call. (Ellen didn't know it was a joke though... she thought it really was a little old lady)
There seems to be doubt about whether it's the radio station, but in any event it's not really "Gladys". Bottom line, it's pretty funny. You can check out more at www.gladyscalls.com
You know, tom, I think with the combined skills and business acumen of Jamie's friends, we could create a formidable retail shop selling clothing and accessories catered to the under-served, over 5'7" women's market, and run it out of Austin. I call CFO.
K & J- Probably none of us smoke crack either, but that doesn't mean we can't make money selling it. I'm just trying to develop market opportunities here. I'm open to suggestions, so long as it can be based in San Diego, San Francisco, Austin, or Dallas... maybe Seattle or Atlanta, too... no cities that start with "B".
i have nothing to market but i would definitely like to go back to the topic of this being fake. i really, really need this to be real. my life is that sad. restore for my desperate life that this could maybe be real.
OH.
ReplyDeleteMY.
GOSH.
Line of the day. Ya gotta love the Texans who tell it like it is.
Holy crap that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard!
ReplyDeletethat was AWESOME. awesome!
ReplyDeletehahaha! i love Jesus, too. *hic*
i need to go watch that again.
It's actually all fake. It's a radio station in Austin that made the call. (Ellen didn't know it was a joke though... she thought it really was a little old lady)
ReplyDeleteTom! Why you gotta be such a buzzkill??? Also, why do you never return your frakkin' phone calls?
ReplyDeleteHmph.
i love ellen. LOVE ellen.
ReplyDeletetom...why do you know these things?!
There seems to be doubt about whether it's the radio station, but in any event it's not really "Gladys". Bottom line, it's pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteYou can check out more at www.gladyscalls.com
Cheers.
hee hee hee... I know about all things Austin. Ahhhhhh, Austin... how I love you so...
ReplyDeleteIt's a fake!? What is that? My world crumbling?
ReplyDeleteYou know, tom, I think with the combined skills and business acumen of Jamie's friends, we could create a formidable retail shop selling clothing and accessories catered to the under-served, over 5'7" women's market, and run it out of Austin.
ReplyDeleteI call CFO.
Sold. I'll write all the copy. And press releases. I know a great guy in advertising too. Anyone else?
ReplyDeleteI'll be the photographer for the website. Do you need commercials? I can shoot those as well.
ReplyDeletei'll do all the knit and crochet accessories...
ReplyDeleteand who is over 5'7" around here??
WAIT... I was just about to say that Krys!! Not me. Not you. Not even Scott's wife. *raises eyebrow*
ReplyDeleteI can't do anything really... but I'll answer the phones and make lunch every day. Is that good enough?
Dude, Craft Services by Jamie Hawkins?!?!?!!? I am SO IN!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteK & J-
ReplyDeleteProbably none of us smoke crack either, but that doesn't mean we can't make money selling it.
I'm just trying to develop market opportunities here. I'm open to suggestions, so long as it can be based in San Diego, San Francisco, Austin, or Dallas... maybe Seattle or Atlanta, too... no cities that start with "B".
i have nothing to market but i would definitely like to go back to the topic of this being fake. i really, really need this to be real. my life is that sad. restore for my desperate life that this could maybe be real.
ReplyDeletewww.gladyscalls.com
ReplyDeleteor go on MySpace. "She" has her own comedy/music sight under "Gladys Hardy", part of Blue Collar TV.
--Tom "Destroyer of Dreams" Casiello
i'm so sad that i wouldn't get to take advantage of jamie's making lunch everyday....quick, everyone move to phoenix...that doesnt start with "B".
ReplyDeletechanelle might be 5'7".
scotticus, the only problem is that we would need SOMEONE over 5'7" so we could get an inside scoop into what is marketable for them.
also, i could help with the website and internet orders. ;-)
hey. i AM 5 "7.
ReplyDeletewhat's wrong with that?
and yes, knit me some socks, krysten.
and now i am sad. thanks, tom, for bursting that funny bubble.
ok, so I am 5'7 AND i can edit the commercials!!!! I'm so in. :)
ReplyDeleteIt is still friggin funny even if it is fake.
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